Monday, November 30, 2009

Ratz iz Sick!


Oh noez! Ratz haz snifflez! Grey Rat and White Rat sez, needz tissuez! Iz fluffiez! Iz not tastiez like cheez, but iz good for snifflez!
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Rawg haz fever. Sez, wantz to sleepz. Sez, haz icez becuz iz sickz. Sez, haz thermometerz! Makez beepiez beepiez soundz! Sez, Rawg sick! Sez, Rawg stayz under blankit.
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Rattatafish also haz sniffliez. Rattatafish haz drugz!!! Sez, Rattatafish wantz Red Pillz, but only haz green pillz and orange pillz. Sez, green pillz iz for sleepy ratz. Sez, Delsym iz for coughing ratz. Sez, takez both. Wantz to taste more deliciouz cheezez when sniffliez go baibai.
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Finnegan sez, dunnot forget vitaminz! Sez, tea iz good for sore throatz! Sez, must rest!

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Ratz sleepz morez. Ratz take medicinez. Ratz sez, wantz cheez after sniffliez go baibai.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Ratz Studiez!



Ratz sez, iz sorriez haz been awayz. Sez, iz studiez! Iz finalz! Ratz sez, misses summerz. Sez, misses sun! Sez, haz werk.

Rattafish readz ethicz. Sez, ethicz iz for lawyerz, not ratz. Rattatafish iz super sneekiez. Rattatafish sez, demandz zealousez advocaciez from counselz, sez, 1.6 meens you keep Rattatafish's sekritzez! Iz Rattatafish! Rattatafish demandz a delicious piece of CHEEZ!

Grey Rat and White Rat gnawz on Weztlaw. Sez, iz not cheez, but mebbez helpz find cheez.

Finnegan listenz to ipodz. sez, need break.

Rawg haz own laptop.

Afterz, ratz haz coffeez!

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Rattatafish on Halloweeningz!


Sez, iz willz scarez you. Sez...

QUOTHEZ RATTATAFISH, NEVERMOREZ!!!!! GNAWZ!!! Sez, Rattatafish sitz on placid SKULLZ, sez, iz on forgotten lorez! Sez, givez cheez, den mebbe forgetz Lenorez.

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Sez, IZ RATTATAFISH! IZ DA PHANTOM! Will GNAWZ!!!

Sez, will singz in sleepz! Will come in dreemz! Iz voicez dat callz to huminz and speekz namez! Iz da Phantom! GNAWZ!