Ratz Haz Tea!

Ratz haz tea ceremony! Likez matcha very much. Iz making tea with Yoko-san! White Rat haz chashaku, makez tea in chawan. Iz very calm ratz. Grey ratz haz white furr but iz polite guest.



Ratz meet Fifi, too! Fifi iz fluffy and likez Ratz.



Grey Rat haz sakura-mochi from Takako-san. Ratz sayz 'arigato gozaimasu!'



Ratz whisk matcha!

Ratz Outdoorz!

Ratz escapez! Ratz in the grass! Ratz sniffz flowerz! Ratz in sun! Ratz luv!

Ratz at Homez.

Ratz share beerz, feel burpy. Haz little Ratz burpz. Ratz happiez.



After beerz, Ratz sleepishz.

Ratzscape.

Ratz like to look outside window at werk. Ratz think, "Wut iz big buildingz? Wut is K&L Gates? Wut iz red onion roof thingy?" Sometimez cloudz go by and Ratz wantz to grab cloudz and fliez with them. Cloudz look fluffy. Ratz like cloudz. Ratz like Pittzburgh. Ratz wonder why iz so grey all the time. But dey likez grey too. Iz not so hott wen grey.

Sometimez Ratz want to run far far away and be free. But they like werkz. They likez tall buildingz and cloudz.

Ratz at Werk.

Ratz go to werk. They are Legal Ratz. Ratz highlight. Then they haz coffee break. Ratz enjoy werk very much. They enjoy coffee break very much.

We are Ratz.

Ratz read Scalia but dunnot like hiz opinionz. They have fun reading hiz dissentz. Then they gnaw on them. White Rat iz grey. Grey Rat iz white.