Meet Sharkazulu!

Ratz sez, meet Sharkazulu.

Sharkazulu iz shark. Iz from Ikeaz, so iz Swedish like ratz but livz in pittzburgh nao. Sharkazulu eetz british peoplez. Also eetz ratz. But ratz sez, sharkazulu duznot eet ratz nemorez. Nao sharkazulu eetz chicken fingerz but no sauce. Sharkazulu sometimez wantz to eetz British peoplez cuz british peoplez attackz sharkazulu's peoplez and stealz their landz. In Ikeaz, sharkazulu eeted ratz. Sometimez eeted Australian peoplez and Canadian peoplez too. But nao sharkazulu duznot eet anyonez.

At first, ratz are upset sharkazulu comez homez. Sez, sharkazulu might eet ratz! Duznot want sharkazulu to eet ratz! But nao sharkazulu triez to learnz that ratz are friendz not foodz. Knowz Rattatafish very wellz.

Sometimez, ratz ride on sharkazulu like sharksurfboard. Sez, iz happiez sharkazulu iz homez. But ratz sez, sometimez sharkazulu lookz hongriez. Duznot wantz to be eeten!

but ratz sez, luvz.

Ratz iz snowbound

Sez, haz cabin feverz! Lotz of snowz todayz. Ratz sez, iz cold outsidez! Duznot wantz to travel. Mebbe ratz sleepz? mebbe ratz eet?

Ratz sez, will draw! Grey Rat drawz White Rat. Sez, mebbe other ratz finish drawingz soon, too.

Ratz iz Sick!

Oh noez! Ratz haz snifflez! Grey Rat and White Rat sez, needz tissuez! Iz fluffiez! Iz not tastiez like cheez, but iz good for snifflez!
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Rawg haz fever. Sez, wantz to sleepz. Sez, haz icez becuz iz sickz. Sez, haz thermometerz! Makez beepiez beepiez soundz! Sez, Rawg sick! Sez, Rawg stayz under blankit.
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Rattatafish also haz sniffliez. Rattatafish haz drugz!!! Sez, Rattatafish wantz Red Pillz, but only haz green pillz and orange pillz. Sez, green pillz iz for sleepy ratz. Sez, Delsym iz for coughing ratz. Sez, takez both. Wantz to taste more deliciouz cheezez when sniffliez go baibai.
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Finnegan sez, dunnot forget vitaminz! Sez, tea iz good for sore throatz! Sez, must rest!

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Ratz sleepz morez. Ratz take medicinez. Ratz sez, wantz cheez after sniffliez go baibai.

Ratz Cook!

Ratz visit kitchenz in Baltimore! Iz learning how to cookz! Iz not cheez, but haz vegetablez and chickenz.




At first, humanz iz surprised to find ratz in kitchenz.



But ratz say, Wantz to Cookz! so humanz teach.



Ratz happiez to learnz. Luvz.

Ratz Watch Baseballz!

Ratz luv watching bazeball! Ratz luv, but iz not cheez. Ratz luv cheez, but bazeball iz ok. Iz favorite sport! Iz watchingz HD! Ratz watch on tablez! Ratz say, iz 10th inningz!



Ratz watch bazeball on TV! Iz excited ratz. Iz talking about Dodgerz! Iz talking about D-bakz! Ratz wantz to see real bazeball in stadium. Iz super excitedz! Ratz wantz to sneak in to watch Piratz in Pittzburgh. Sez dat they wantz to meet McCutchenz. Ratz dunnot know what cracker jackz smellz like. Ratz wantz to know. Ratz want to sniffiez at hotdog smellz, even if it iz not cheez. Ratz say, mebbe we sit in bleecherz! Ratz want to catch foul ballz! Ratz sad that bazeball iz almost over for the yeer. But ratz say, iz ok. More next yeer!



Grey Ratz and White Ratz watch pitchez. Makez sure umpire iz not wack.

Meet New Ratz!

Five ratz!



And Rattatafish! Rattatafish iz King of Ratz. He iz like ninja. Iz super stealthy. Iz alwayz thinking of cheez. Dunnot cross Rattatafish. He iz crafty like macaroni kleenex box. Rattatafish haz supershady past. Rattatafish demandz mad respex. Rattatafish demandz a DELICIOUS PIECE OF CHEEZ!

Ratz at Homez.

Ratz share beerz, feel burpy. Haz little Ratz burpz. Ratz happiez.



After beerz, Ratz sleepishz.