Meet Sharkazulu!

Ratz sez, meet Sharkazulu.

Sharkazulu iz shark. Iz from Ikeaz, so iz Swedish like ratz but livz in pittzburgh nao. Sharkazulu eetz british peoplez. Also eetz ratz. But ratz sez, sharkazulu duznot eet ratz nemorez. Nao sharkazulu eetz chicken fingerz but no sauce. Sharkazulu sometimez wantz to eetz British peoplez cuz british peoplez attackz sharkazulu's peoplez and stealz their landz. In Ikeaz, sharkazulu eeted ratz. Sometimez eeted Australian peoplez and Canadian peoplez too. But nao sharkazulu duznot eet anyonez.

At first, ratz are upset sharkazulu comez homez. Sez, sharkazulu might eet ratz! Duznot want sharkazulu to eet ratz! But nao sharkazulu triez to learnz that ratz are friendz not foodz. Knowz Rattatafish very wellz.

Sometimez, ratz ride on sharkazulu like sharksurfboard. Sez, iz happiez sharkazulu iz homez. But ratz sez, sometimez sharkazulu lookz hongriez. Duznot wantz to be eeten!

but ratz sez, luvz.

Finnegan!

Ratz haz new name! Iz Finnegan Niblett. Iz happiez. Feelz luvz. Finnegan sez tank oo!

Pleaz! Needz namez!

Hewwoz. Iz new rat! Needz namez! Wantz luvz.

Unnamed White Rat came home at the same time as Rawg and Rattatafish. He is an especially shy rat. When I met him at Ikea, he looked very sad. He was perched on the very edge of the shelf and kept looking at me. He looked like he wanted to be hugged and taken home, but also looked as if he thought it would never happen. Rat has these buck teeth, and i think he's hyper-aware of it. I think he's been passed over many times in favor of other ratz with better teeth, you see. He's painfully shy. Rat likes cheez like all other ratz, but nibbles instead of gnaws.

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Meet New Ratz!

Five ratz!



And Rattatafish! Rattatafish iz King of Ratz. He iz like ninja. Iz super stealthy. Iz alwayz thinking of cheez. Dunnot cross Rattatafish. He iz crafty like macaroni kleenex box. Rattatafish haz supershady past. Rattatafish demandz mad respex. Rattatafish demandz a DELICIOUS PIECE OF CHEEZ!