Ratz in da Stackz!

Ratz sez, studiez! Ratz not sez hewwo becuz haz werkinz. Ratz missez Blogz! Ratz missez tripz outsidez. Ratz iz in libz! Sometimez, ratz halpz Librarianz with librarianz werk. Ratz sez, librarianz iz super halpfulz. Halpz ratz find cheez.


Librarianz iz mebbe surprized. Sez, wai iz ratz in libz? Ratz sez, luvz libz. Haz menny bookz. Ratz luv bookz like cheez. Rattatafish and Grey Rat answerz phonez. Sez, iz ratz! want halpz? Rawg and White Rat sez hewwo. Watchez screenz. Finnegan uses scannerz, checkz out bookz.


Ratz sez, if you haz bookz but duznot want to carriez bookz nemore, put bookz on bookcartz! Ratz pushez bookcartz. Sez, mebbe joinz bookcart drill teamz someday.



Ratz hide in the stackz! Iz Supreme Court reporterz! Ratz sez, iz tasty like cheez!


Ratz sez, luvz.

Ratz First Snow!

Ratz wakez up in the morningz and sez, iz snowz! Iz whitez! Everything iz whitez! Ratz sez, wat iz snowz like? Sez, wai duz snowz fallz? Sez, mebbe goez outsidez? Mebbe playz? Ratz curiouz!
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Ratz explorez. Ratz sez, iz cold! Ratz sez, brrrr! Brrrr! But ratz sez, iz fluffiez! Iz fuwwa fuwwa! Iz snowz! Ratz sez, even grassez iz whitez!
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Ratz see roadz. Sez, iz snowz, but iz not whitez. Sez, iz grey like White Rat and Rawg. Sez, duz not look fluffiez. Mebbe huminz be more carefulz? Iz slushiez.
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Ratz sez, even carz iz all whitez! Sez, iz fluffiez. Ratz sez, dunnot wantz to go zoomzoom in carz all covered. Sez, mebbe cleen snowz off car? Ratz climb onto carz. Sez, snowz iz fluffiez but needz to be cleened. Rawg sez, needz to find snowcleener in car! Rattatafish sez, dunnot wantz to cleen snow.
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Rattatafish sez, even plantz are covered! Iz whitez! Rattatafish explorez.
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Grey Rat and White Rat make SnowRatz. Luvz.
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Finnegan makez snowballz. Hitz Rattatafish.

Ratz Studiez!

Ratz sez, iz sorriez haz been awayz. Sez, iz studiez! Iz finalz! Ratz sez, misses summerz. Sez, misses sun! Sez, haz werk.

Rattafish readz ethicz. Sez, ethicz iz for lawyerz, not ratz. Rattatafish iz super sneekiez. Rattatafish sez, demandz zealousez advocaciez from counselz, sez, 1.6 meens you keep Rattatafish's sekritzez! Iz Rattatafish! Rattatafish demandz a delicious piece of CHEEZ!

Grey Rat and White Rat gnawz on Weztlaw. Sez, iz not cheez, but mebbez helpz find cheez.

Finnegan listenz to ipodz. sez, need break.

Rawg haz own laptop.

Afterz, ratz haz coffeez!

Ratz in Autumn!

Sez, iz falling leavez! Ratz sez, werld iz yellowz like cheez!!! But ratz sez, leavez iz yellowz like cheez but iz not cheez. Ratz learnz about treez! Learnz about leavez! Ratz sez, luvz! White Rat and Grey Rat gnaws on leavez. Sez, iz like blankitz! Iz makez 'cracklecraklez' soundz! Ratz sez, mebbe smooshez! Mebbe makez more cracklecrackle soundz! Mebbe hidez under leavez? Mebbe nibblez? Luvz!
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All ratz climb treez! Wantz to see leavez! Rattatafish sez, will stand on other ratz! Iz my tree! Mine!
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White Rat sez, iz gingko tree! Leavez like cheez! Mebbe climb? Mebbe explorez? Sez, gingko iz ancient tree! Older than ratz! Older than huminz!
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Ratz sez, iz Japaneze Maplez! Iz kaede? Iz momiji? Ratz sez, leavez iz orangez! Iz not like cheez! Ratz sniffz! Ratz climbz!
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Ratz sez, wai iz some leavez yellowz like cheez? Wai iz some leavez redz? Wai iz some leavez orangez? Ratz dunnot know. Ratz sez, mebbe gnaws?
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Ratz haz picnicz wid cheez. Sez, mebbe share cheez with Squirrelz. Ratz sez, iz oak treez! Iz gingko treez! Iz chestnut treez! Iz maple treez! Sez, iz Fall! Iz autumnz! Luvz!

Ratz in Harrizburg!

Ratz go to Harrizburg! Iz for conferencez! Iz for werk! But ratz sez, iz staying in hotelz! Iz Dayz Inn! Ratz sez, iz fancy like cheez! Ratz excitedz. Rat sez, Harizburg haz riverz! Sez, luvz!



Ratz explorez bed. Sez, iz big! Iz room for lotz of ratz. Iz soft! Haz pillowz! Rattatafish claims ownz. Sez, iz Rattatafish pillow! Iz not your pillowz! Iz RATTATAFISH!



Ratz haz pillowfightz. Sez, fluffy pillowz! Luvz!



Ratz sez, iz shampooz for ratz! Iz small like ratz! Iz for ratz? Iz not for humanz? Ratz sniffz.



Ratz sez, brush teethiez! Ratz haz teethiez. Iz for cheez! Iz for gnawingz! Ratz dunnot wantz cavitiez. Ratz sez, iz brushingz teethiez in hotelz!



Ratz look at cleen teethiez. Iz happiez. Luvz.



After teethiez, ratz sez, iz wakez up callz! Ratz sez, dunnot wantz to be latez!



Ratz sleepz. Sez, iz comfiez.



Next morningz, ratz make coffeez! Rattatafish watchez. Grey Rat and White Rat sez, iz small coffeez! Iz small packetz! Luvz!



Iz breakfazt! Ratz gnawz on fruitz. Sez, iz not cheez but iz tasty! Iz blueberriez! Iz strawberriez! Iz pineapplez! Luvz!!



Rattatafish sez, fruitz iz for rabbitz, not ratz! Rattatafish DEMANDZ A DELICIOUZ PIECE OF CHEEZ! Rattatafish sez, iz cheez on danishez. Sez, WANTZ CHEEZ!!!



Grey Rat and White Rat iz legal ratz. Ratz study FACE. Iz importantz! Iz safetiez for huminz. Ratz studiez. Ratz learnz.



Ratz listenz to panelz.Sez, dialoguez iz goodz. Sez, sometimez humanz must protectz other humanz. Iz not right to hurt other humanz! Ratz listenz. Luvz.

Ratz at the G-20!

Ratz sez, iz G-20 tomorrow! Iz excitedz! Ratz sez, mebbe iz good for werld economiez to talkz and werkz together. Iz big industrialz and emergingz nationz! White Rat and Grey Rat sez, but needz development with compassionz. Needz to care for environmentz! But Rattatafish sez, NO! Let state of naturez rulez! Long livez the invisible hand! Might iz right! Imperializm and CHEEZ!



White Rat and Grey Rat sez, Pittzburgh luvz! Iz helloz! Mebbe meetz other Ratz from other countriez! Mebbe Pariz Ratz? Mebbe Tokyo Ratz?



Ratz sez, iz welcome tablez for press! Ratz sez, iz green! Not like cheez!



Ratz see protest from offize windowz. Get ratzeye view. Sez, Iz for healthcare! Ratz say, mebbe ratz need healthcare too! But iz sad when peoplez cannot get carez. Ratz say, mebbe they join? Mebbe they listenz?



Ratz at protest! Iz raining! Ratz say, lotz of peoplez! Haz umbrellas. Ratz shy. Stay in back of crowd. Mebbe they move up to see!



Ratz move closer! Listenz carefully! Sez, mebbe someday, we all getz sick humanz care. Sez, we all need to share the cheez.

Ratz Luv Small Treez!

Ratz seez small treez! Iz bonsai! Iz 'tree in a tray!' Ratz excited. Sez, iz tree made for ratz! wantz to climb! Iz curiouz!



Grey Rat explorez. White Rat sniffz! Treez make ratz happiez. Ratz say, iz matsu! Ratz wantz to make their own bonsai.



Ratz luv!

Ratz Cook!

Ratz visit kitchenz in Baltimore! Iz learning how to cookz! Iz not cheez, but haz vegetablez and chickenz.




At first, humanz iz surprised to find ratz in kitchenz.



But ratz say, Wantz to Cookz! so humanz teach.



Ratz happiez to learnz. Luvz.