Ratz in da Stackz!

Ratz sez, studiez! Ratz not sez hewwo becuz haz werkinz. Ratz missez Blogz! Ratz missez tripz outsidez. Ratz iz in libz! Sometimez, ratz halpz Librarianz with librarianz werk. Ratz sez, librarianz iz super halpfulz. Halpz ratz find cheez.


Librarianz iz mebbe surprized. Sez, wai iz ratz in libz? Ratz sez, luvz libz. Haz menny bookz. Ratz luv bookz like cheez. Rattatafish and Grey Rat answerz phonez. Sez, iz ratz! want halpz? Rawg and White Rat sez hewwo. Watchez screenz. Finnegan uses scannerz, checkz out bookz.


Ratz sez, if you haz bookz but duznot want to carriez bookz nemore, put bookz on bookcartz! Ratz pushez bookcartz. Sez, mebbe joinz bookcart drill teamz someday.



Ratz hide in the stackz! Iz Supreme Court reporterz! Ratz sez, iz tasty like cheez!


Ratz sez, luvz.

Ratz Studiez!

Ratz sez, iz sorriez haz been awayz. Sez, iz studiez! Iz finalz! Ratz sez, misses summerz. Sez, misses sun! Sez, haz werk.

Rattafish readz ethicz. Sez, ethicz iz for lawyerz, not ratz. Rattatafish iz super sneekiez. Rattatafish sez, demandz zealousez advocaciez from counselz, sez, 1.6 meens you keep Rattatafish's sekritzez! Iz Rattatafish! Rattatafish demandz a delicious piece of CHEEZ!

Grey Rat and White Rat gnawz on Weztlaw. Sez, iz not cheez, but mebbez helpz find cheez.

Finnegan listenz to ipodz. sez, need break.

Rawg haz own laptop.

Afterz, ratz haz coffeez!

Ratz in Harrizburg!

Ratz go to Harrizburg! Iz for conferencez! Iz for werk! But ratz sez, iz staying in hotelz! Iz Dayz Inn! Ratz sez, iz fancy like cheez! Ratz excitedz. Rat sez, Harizburg haz riverz! Sez, luvz!



Ratz explorez bed. Sez, iz big! Iz room for lotz of ratz. Iz soft! Haz pillowz! Rattatafish claims ownz. Sez, iz Rattatafish pillow! Iz not your pillowz! Iz RATTATAFISH!



Ratz haz pillowfightz. Sez, fluffy pillowz! Luvz!



Ratz sez, iz shampooz for ratz! Iz small like ratz! Iz for ratz? Iz not for humanz? Ratz sniffz.



Ratz sez, brush teethiez! Ratz haz teethiez. Iz for cheez! Iz for gnawingz! Ratz dunnot wantz cavitiez. Ratz sez, iz brushingz teethiez in hotelz!



Ratz look at cleen teethiez. Iz happiez. Luvz.



After teethiez, ratz sez, iz wakez up callz! Ratz sez, dunnot wantz to be latez!



Ratz sleepz. Sez, iz comfiez.



Next morningz, ratz make coffeez! Rattatafish watchez. Grey Rat and White Rat sez, iz small coffeez! Iz small packetz! Luvz!



Iz breakfazt! Ratz gnawz on fruitz. Sez, iz not cheez but iz tasty! Iz blueberriez! Iz strawberriez! Iz pineapplez! Luvz!!



Rattatafish sez, fruitz iz for rabbitz, not ratz! Rattatafish DEMANDZ A DELICIOUZ PIECE OF CHEEZ! Rattatafish sez, iz cheez on danishez. Sez, WANTZ CHEEZ!!!



Grey Rat and White Rat iz legal ratz. Ratz study FACE. Iz importantz! Iz safetiez for huminz. Ratz studiez. Ratz learnz.



Ratz listenz to panelz.Sez, dialoguez iz goodz. Sez, sometimez humanz must protectz other humanz. Iz not right to hurt other humanz! Ratz listenz. Luvz.

Ratz March!

Ratz mebbe see protests! Iz Thurzday. Iz for downtownz. Iz for Legal Observingz, sez Grey Rat and White Rat. Sez, mebbe civil libertiez iz like cheez. Sez, iz one of most important cheezez! Iz so humanz can all haz cheez! Ratz sez, iz mebbe importantz.



But ratz sez, where IZ all humanz? Wai no humanz? Iz not importantz? Iz sunny dayz, but no humanz. Ratz wonderz.



Ratz sez, iz CNN truck! Iz excitedz! Sez, mebbe ratz in Indonesiaz will see ratz in Pittzburgh. Ratz sez, even though they iz Pittzburgh ratz now, all ratz are born in Indonesiaz. Sez, ratz iz Legal Observingz todayz, but knowz about globalization and tradez. Ratz sez, we wuz born in Indonesia, but Ikea iz from Swedenz. Sez, now ratz iz American ratz, living in Pittzburgh. Protects important americanz cheez.



Ratz sez, iz big dish. Holdz lotz of cheez.



Rat sez, iz first protest! Iz for humanz in Africaz!



Grey Rat sez, iz policez!



Ratz meet more policez. Sez, stayz on barricadez. Sez, Grrr! Ratz scared. Ratz wonder, will policez arrest ratz? Take ratz away? But ratz say, mebbe not. Ratz say, hopez policez likez cheez. Ratz sez, mebbe police not arrest ratz?



Ratz sez, riot horsez stinkeyz.



Ratz sez, iz watching humanz. Sez, Free Tibet!



Ratz sez, iz Lawrencevillez okiez?

Rattatafish Teachez Class

RATTATAFISH DEMANDZ REPEX! Rattatafish now teachez on ratssetz, liability, equity, and cheez. Rattatafish sez, Ratz needz more cheez. Iz not equitable. Humanz have more cheez than ratz. Rattatafish sez sekrit: iz running sekrit cheez cartel. Rattatafish might sekritly be piratz, too. He iz super shadyz ratz. He iz scheming for cheez domination. Rattatafish iz confidentz ratz. He no needz cuddlez like other ratz.



Cannot hearz Rattatafish? Rattatafish he movez onto podium. Iz to intimidatez you. Rattatafish no likez cuddlez. No likez friendz.



But sometimez, Rattatafish getz loneliez.

(dunnot tell Rattatafish that you knowz. he will killz.)

Ratz in Skool.

Ratz go to skoolz. Has laptopz. Ratz dunnot likez skoolz but likez lurking. Ratz gnaw on bookz and listenez. Skool helpz with Ratzwerk.

Ratzscape.

Ratz like to look outside window at werk. Ratz think, "Wut iz big buildingz? Wut is K&L Gates? Wut iz red onion roof thingy?" Sometimez cloudz go by and Ratz wantz to grab cloudz and fliez with them. Cloudz look fluffy. Ratz like cloudz. Ratz like Pittzburgh. Ratz wonder why iz so grey all the time. But dey likez grey too. Iz not so hott wen grey.

Sometimez Ratz want to run far far away and be free. But they like werkz. They likez tall buildingz and cloudz.

Ratz at Werk.

Ratz go to werk. They are Legal Ratz. Ratz highlight. Then they haz coffee break. Ratz enjoy werk very much. They enjoy coffee break very much.

We are Ratz.

Ratz read Scalia but dunnot like hiz opinionz. They have fun reading hiz dissentz. Then they gnaw on them. White Rat iz grey. Grey Rat iz white.