Rattatafish on Halloweeningz!

Sez, iz willz scarez you. Sez...

QUOTHEZ RATTATAFISH, NEVERMOREZ!!!!! GNAWZ!!! Sez, Rattatafish sitz on placid SKULLZ, sez, iz on forgotten lorez! Sez, givez cheez, den mebbe forgetz Lenorez.

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Sez, IZ RATTATAFISH! IZ DA PHANTOM! Will GNAWZ!!!

Sez, will singz in sleepz! Will come in dreemz! Iz voicez dat callz to huminz and speekz namez! Iz da Phantom! GNAWZ!

Rattatafish sez NO TIPZ FOR YOU!

Rattatafish sez NO TIPZ. He sez, iz honor to serve Rattatafish. Iz service! Iz your werk to givez Rattatafish CHEEZ! No tipz!

Rattatafish Teachez Class

RATTATAFISH DEMANDZ REPEX! Rattatafish now teachez on ratssetz, liability, equity, and cheez. Rattatafish sez, Ratz needz more cheez. Iz not equitable. Humanz have more cheez than ratz. Rattatafish sez sekrit: iz running sekrit cheez cartel. Rattatafish might sekritly be piratz, too. He iz super shadyz ratz. He iz scheming for cheez domination. Rattatafish iz confidentz ratz. He no needz cuddlez like other ratz.



Cannot hearz Rattatafish? Rattatafish he movez onto podium. Iz to intimidatez you. Rattatafish no likez cuddlez. No likez friendz.



But sometimez, Rattatafish getz loneliez.

(dunnot tell Rattatafish that you knowz. he will killz.)