Ratz go to Olive Gardenz!

Ratz go feastiez! Iz for cheez! Iz neverz endingz pazta bowlz with humanz! Luvz!

Ratz waitz for tablez. Sez, haz buzzerz! Sez, talkz to other peoplez! Sez, iz waiting for cheez!!! Ratz hongry but ratz sez, iz bizzy at Olivez Gardenz. Ratz sez, waitz.


Ratz sitz down! Sez, wantz wine! Sez, iz good with cheez!


Rattatafish sez, iz waitingz for winez! Iz enuff! Rattatafish sez, GNAWZ on wine glass! Iz NOT HAPPIEZ!WANTZ WINEZ! WANTZ CHEEZ! DEMANDZ DELICIOUZ PIECE OF CHEEZ!! NAO!


Rattatafish sez, will makez humanz who not respex Rattatafish sufferz! Iz fightingz with kenifeez! Sez, iz masterz with kenifeez! Rattatafish sez, FEER RATTATAFISH! Sez, humanz not givez me cheez? GNAWZ ON HUMANZ! GNAWZ!!!


But ratz sez, iz not gnawz on humanz. Sez, share cheez! Sez, lookit! iz magic cheez machinez! Makez cheez rainz! Iz tastiez! Luvz!


Ratz happiez. Sez, got cheezez. Sez, iz tasty. Sez, hadz foodz with huminz.

Ratz at the G-20!

Ratz sez, iz G-20 tomorrow! Iz excitedz! Ratz sez, mebbe iz good for werld economiez to talkz and werkz together. Iz big industrialz and emergingz nationz! White Rat and Grey Rat sez, but needz development with compassionz. Needz to care for environmentz! But Rattatafish sez, NO! Let state of naturez rulez! Long livez the invisible hand! Might iz right! Imperializm and CHEEZ!



White Rat and Grey Rat sez, Pittzburgh luvz! Iz helloz! Mebbe meetz other Ratz from other countriez! Mebbe Pariz Ratz? Mebbe Tokyo Ratz?



Ratz sez, iz welcome tablez for press! Ratz sez, iz green! Not like cheez!



Ratz see protest from offize windowz. Get ratzeye view. Sez, Iz for healthcare! Ratz say, mebbe ratz need healthcare too! But iz sad when peoplez cannot get carez. Ratz say, mebbe they join? Mebbe they listenz?



Ratz at protest! Iz raining! Ratz say, lotz of peoplez! Haz umbrellas. Ratz shy. Stay in back of crowd. Mebbe they move up to see!



Ratz move closer! Listenz carefully! Sez, mebbe someday, we all getz sick humanz care. Sez, we all need to share the cheez.

More Ratz at the Fair!

Ratz listenz to band! Iz named Mariage Blanc! White Rat announcez!

Ratz go to A Fair in the Park!

Ratz visitz A Fair in the Park! Iz happiez! Explorez artz and craftz! Learnz!



White Rat iz on phonez producingz local bandz. Grey Rat managez sound board. Sez iz good for peoplez to hear well-mixed sound. Iz with WYEP. Ratz likez WYEP. Iz friendliez. Haz good musicz.



White Ratz sez "Iz new band! Iz playz now! Tasty like cheez!"



Ratz watch artistz werk. Learnz about glass. Likez shiniez.



Ratz watch Turnerz Anonymouse on lathe. Iz fast! Like gnawingz, but haz no teethiez. Ratz likez. Makez topz.



After, Ratz look at bowl. iz handmade, but not by gnawing. Ratz say iz comfy!

Rattatafish sez NO TIPZ FOR YOU!

Rattatafish sez NO TIPZ. He sez, iz honor to serve Rattatafish. Iz service! Iz your werk to givez Rattatafish CHEEZ! No tipz!