Ratz sez, LISTENZ!

Ratz sez, LISTENZ TO STORY FROM NPRz! Iz story of MOUSE. Iz sad. Ratz weepiez. Sez, ratz iz not micez but lovez micez too. Sez, sometimez ratz are used like Mouse wuz in story. Ratz sez, luvz.

Ratz sez, listenz or read the story from NPR here:
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=126051517

Sez, also haz picturez of Mouse. Sez, LISTENZ!!!

Meet Sharkazulu!

Ratz sez, meet Sharkazulu.

Sharkazulu iz shark. Iz from Ikeaz, so iz Swedish like ratz but livz in pittzburgh nao. Sharkazulu eetz british peoplez. Also eetz ratz. But ratz sez, sharkazulu duznot eet ratz nemorez. Nao sharkazulu eetz chicken fingerz but no sauce. Sharkazulu sometimez wantz to eetz British peoplez cuz british peoplez attackz sharkazulu's peoplez and stealz their landz. In Ikeaz, sharkazulu eeted ratz. Sometimez eeted Australian peoplez and Canadian peoplez too. But nao sharkazulu duznot eet anyonez.

At first, ratz are upset sharkazulu comez homez. Sez, sharkazulu might eet ratz! Duznot want sharkazulu to eet ratz! But nao sharkazulu triez to learnz that ratz are friendz not foodz. Knowz Rattatafish very wellz.

Sometimez, ratz ride on sharkazulu like sharksurfboard. Sez, iz happiez sharkazulu iz homez. But ratz sez, sometimez sharkazulu lookz hongriez. Duznot wantz to be eeten!

but ratz sez, luvz.

Ratz iz snowbound

Sez, haz cabin feverz! Lotz of snowz todayz. Ratz sez, iz cold outsidez! Duznot wantz to travel. Mebbe ratz sleepz? mebbe ratz eet?

Ratz sez, will draw! Grey Rat drawz White Rat. Sez, mebbe other ratz finish drawingz soon, too.

Ratz in da Stackz!

Ratz sez, studiez! Ratz not sez hewwo becuz haz werkinz. Ratz missez Blogz! Ratz missez tripz outsidez. Ratz iz in libz! Sometimez, ratz halpz Librarianz with librarianz werk. Ratz sez, librarianz iz super halpfulz. Halpz ratz find cheez.


Librarianz iz mebbe surprized. Sez, wai iz ratz in libz? Ratz sez, luvz libz. Haz menny bookz. Ratz luv bookz like cheez. Rattatafish and Grey Rat answerz phonez. Sez, iz ratz! want halpz? Rawg and White Rat sez hewwo. Watchez screenz. Finnegan uses scannerz, checkz out bookz.


Ratz sez, if you haz bookz but duznot want to carriez bookz nemore, put bookz on bookcartz! Ratz pushez bookcartz. Sez, mebbe joinz bookcart drill teamz someday.



Ratz hide in the stackz! Iz Supreme Court reporterz! Ratz sez, iz tasty like cheez!


Ratz sez, luvz.

Ratz Trim Chriztmaz Tree!

Ratz sez, iz holidayz timez! Ratz sez, must halp huminz trim treez! Iz for Chriztmaz! Tree iz brightz! Haz little lightzez! Haz shiniez!



Rawg haz yellowz ornamentz. iz yellowz like cheez! Rawg gnawz, but iz not tastiez. Rawg sez, must hang on tree! Finnegan halpz. White Rat and Grey Rat haz other ornamentz. Halpz with trimmingz! Luvz!
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Rattatafish halpz with lightz. Rattatafish sez, BAH HUMBUG! Treez iz for huminz, iz not for Ratz! Rattatafish sez, wai iz Rattatafish tangledz in lightzez?!? Rattatafish iz KING OF RATZ! RATTATAFISH DEMANDZ A DELICIOUZ PIECE OF CHEEZ! Rattatafish sez, removez Rattatafish from tangled lightzez! Rattatafish GNAWZ!
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Ratz haz finishez wid ornamentz! Ratz inspectz finished treez. Ratz climb into branchez. Sez, iz shiniez! Sez, smellz like tree! Treez smellz greenz! Sez, makez ratz and huminz happiez!
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Ratz luv tree. Tree sparkliez. Ratz watch treez lightz in front of treez. Ratz sez, iz warm. Ratz sez, iz good like cheez but iz not cheez. But White Rat and Grey Rat sez, mebbe iz nice to haz tree like diz, but mebbe iz not good to cut down treez. Sez, mebbe iz betterz to grow treez in forezts. Sez, iz betterz for ratz and huminz to haz more treez. Ratz luv the werld. Ratz dunnot want ice sheetz to melt. But ratz sez, tree iz sparkliez. Luvz too.

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When ratz look up, ratz see starz.

Ratz First Snow!

Ratz wakez up in the morningz and sez, iz snowz! Iz whitez! Everything iz whitez! Ratz sez, wat iz snowz like? Sez, wai duz snowz fallz? Sez, mebbe goez outsidez? Mebbe playz? Ratz curiouz!
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Ratz explorez. Ratz sez, iz cold! Ratz sez, brrrr! Brrrr! But ratz sez, iz fluffiez! Iz fuwwa fuwwa! Iz snowz! Ratz sez, even grassez iz whitez!
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Ratz see roadz. Sez, iz snowz, but iz not whitez. Sez, iz grey like White Rat and Rawg. Sez, duz not look fluffiez. Mebbe huminz be more carefulz? Iz slushiez.
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Ratz sez, even carz iz all whitez! Sez, iz fluffiez. Ratz sez, dunnot wantz to go zoomzoom in carz all covered. Sez, mebbe cleen snowz off car? Ratz climb onto carz. Sez, snowz iz fluffiez but needz to be cleened. Rawg sez, needz to find snowcleener in car! Rattatafish sez, dunnot wantz to cleen snow.
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Rattatafish sez, even plantz are covered! Iz whitez! Rattatafish explorez.
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Grey Rat and White Rat make SnowRatz. Luvz.
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Finnegan makez snowballz. Hitz Rattatafish.

Ratz iz Sick!

Oh noez! Ratz haz snifflez! Grey Rat and White Rat sez, needz tissuez! Iz fluffiez! Iz not tastiez like cheez, but iz good for snifflez!
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Rawg haz fever. Sez, wantz to sleepz. Sez, haz icez becuz iz sickz. Sez, haz thermometerz! Makez beepiez beepiez soundz! Sez, Rawg sick! Sez, Rawg stayz under blankit.
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Rattatafish also haz sniffliez. Rattatafish haz drugz!!! Sez, Rattatafish wantz Red Pillz, but only haz green pillz and orange pillz. Sez, green pillz iz for sleepy ratz. Sez, Delsym iz for coughing ratz. Sez, takez both. Wantz to taste more deliciouz cheezez when sniffliez go baibai.
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Finnegan sez, dunnot forget vitaminz! Sez, tea iz good for sore throatz! Sez, must rest!

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Ratz sleepz morez. Ratz take medicinez. Ratz sez, wantz cheez after sniffliez go baibai.